{"id":39562,"date":"2023-02-15T20:44:02","date_gmt":"2023-02-16T04:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sparselysageandtimely.com\/blog\/?p=39562"},"modified":"2023-02-16T22:32:49","modified_gmt":"2023-02-17T06:32:49","slug":"unexpected-scenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sparselysageandtimely.com\/?p=39562","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected scenes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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For the second time in a row a posting is really late coming online. This time the problem was with Safari plus a myriad of troubles upgrading the operating system in my computer. My wife Lynn spent several hours on the phone for four days this past week, talking with computer techies to straighten it all out. This posting was actually written last week.<\/p>\n

\u00a0It’s been a week of surprising observations.<\/strong> I was downtown a week ago ago when I thought I spotted my wife Lynn’s parked car. I walked over to it and was about to open the passenger’s door when I realized the woman inside was not Lynn. Moreover, the woman had her skirt raised above her waist and was adjusting the crotch of her panties. When I subsequently told Lynn, who was parked nearby, what my mistake had revealed, she sarcastically quipped, “Well, at least your timing was good.”<\/p>\n

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Lynn herself<\/strong> made a fascinating observation this week. She spotted a bobcat walking toward a doe in the field downhill from Mitchell cabin.<\/p>\n

To Lynn’s surprise, the deer didn’t flee. Instead, the doe rose on her hind legs facing the bobcat and kicked at it with her front feet.\u00a0The bobcat lumbered off.<\/p>\n

We see several deer around Mitchell cabin every day, but bobcats only occasionally.\u00a0This one, however, left\u00a0a calling card: a small pile of scat by our front steps.<\/p>\n

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Lynn and I scatter birdseed<\/strong> morning and evening on our front deck’s railings and benches.<\/p>\n

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The birds enthusiastically consume most of the seed, but inevitably leave a bit behind.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Roof rats just as inevitably show up to finish off the leftovers. Here four rats gobble down what the birds left behind.<\/em><\/p>\n

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When rats show up before all the birds have left, the two manage to get along fairly well.<\/em><\/p>\n

They’re called “roof rats”<\/strong> because the species likes to hang out near the tops of buildings. Our roof rats never get higher than the basement, and we’ve killed off those that got that far.<\/p>\n

However, they also crawl inside Lynn’s car where they’ve gnawned through wiring and even gnawed their way into her glove compartment where they chew on road maps and other papers. In an effort to keeps them out of the car she sprays peppermint oil around their entry points. To some degree that helps, but it leaves the car smelling like a candy bar.<\/p>\n

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And now for some real humor, I’ll look to Jimmy Niro’s\u00a0book Dad Jokes<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What did\u00a0the cook say to the dough<\/strong>? I knead<\/strong> you.<\/p>\n

I just finished my first day of excavation<\/strong> training. So far I’m really digging<\/strong> it.<\/p>\n

You never see penguins<\/strong> in Great Britain because they’re afraid of Wales<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

What did Tennessee<\/strong>? The same thing Arkansas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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